Mouses Teat Cured of Cancer

Once again our little brown experimental creatures have come through. Mice no longer have to fear the dreaded "C" word for some types breast cancer. While researchers were working with chemicals associated with the abortion pill, some times called the morning after pill, and then sometimes called the, "Oh SHIT, what have I done?" pill, they have saved untold mouses from the ravages of breast cancer.

Of course these were mouses that were bred to have breast cancer just so the researchers could cure it. Observing the mice on the mend researchers noted the breast tissue of the furry experimental animals resembled that of wild-type pregnant mice, even though they had not become pregnant, suggesting that the proliferation of mammary epithelial cells was altered.

While I have no idea what that means, it appears the normally flat chested mouses developed tits. These tits were no doubt appealing to the male mouses testing Viagra. In addition I'm sure they were very popular at the annual mouse wet t-shirt contest normally held this time of year during spring break.

This is another amazing story staring our little furry experimental animals. These particular mouses might soon appear on "Girl Mouses Gone Wild" which will be taped on location at spring break sites around the world.

It is a great life... if you don't weaken.